20.03.2008 -  The opportunist...
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.  Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.
Danke Hari, für diesen, wenn auch etwas frauenfeindlichen, Scherz..